It is written......

[Luvparrots]

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then He made the world round; and

 

laughed and laughed and laughed...............

[Luvparrots]

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!