Dave007 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Hi all, my name is Pepper and I am an extremely abused African Grey Parrot. I am looking for a new home where I can live my life the way I was meant to. In an attempt to convey to you the level of abuse, let me give you some examples: My day does not start off well. I wake up with the sun around 6:00am. I then start whistling for dad. Often, dad ignores me and does not come right away. Sometime it is not until 7:30am before dad comes to get me out of my cage. Every other day or so, I get a shower. Dad gets me all wet and then I am patted by an evil towel. I am not sure what type of torture this is supposed to be, but he pats me all over and then he lets me sit and drip. When dad is shaving, he does not let me play with the shaving cream. What is with that? He's such an SOB!!!! After playing with me for a measly hour, dad makes my breakfast. I like to take things out of my bowl and throw them while dad is preparing things, but he doesn't let me do that anymore. Now he makes me WATCH while is getting things ready. I feel like I am going to have a breakdown at these times. I hate his cruelty. BREAKFAST SUCKS!!! Dad puts all this crap in my bowl. Pellets, Dried fruit, nuts, seeds, and other things. I think he is trying to starve me to death. All I need are peanuts. And French fries. Just fill my bowl with peanuts and French fries and I'll be fine. I've tried to tell him this but he won't listen. He just doesn't care how I feel. When dad leaves for work he puts me in my huge cage. Or should I say the torture chamber. There are things hanging all over the place. Bells, ropes, plastic things, wood things, all sorts of things. I tried attacking these things and ripping them to shreds, but new ones keep showing up. It'a a never ending uphill battle. Once a week, dad takes me to work. This is not fun. He puts me in a plastic box and then puts me in the car. I can't see where I am going!! I dig and dig and finally he lets me out so I can see, but it takes him FOREVER!! Just think about it--1/2 hr IS FOREVER!! At work, there are a whole bunch of evil people. They all try to touch Me, and play with me. I just bite them all. Except for one guy. I like him. Dinner time is teasing time. Dad eats his dinner and does not give it all to me. Sometimes, he gives me a piece of his dinner, but I just throw it on the floor to point out my displeasure. There are times I prefer take out, plain and simple but he just shrugs. Finally, I can't even start to tell you about all the things that I can't do. I can't chew on the paper towels that dad used to clean up my poop. I Can't chew on dad's mail. I can't chew on dad's notebook computer. I can't chew on the remote control. I can't chew on the telephone cable. Anyway, you get the point. I'm a parrot and simply wanna try the unknown. You think he cares?? So, please, please, If you know of a home that can satisfy my needs, let me know immediately. Thank you all, for your help and understanding. Bless you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbersmom Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Haaaaaaa Has Timber been whispering in your ear?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Very cute Dave007. Perfect of the 4 The Birds Room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistyparrot Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Oh you poor thing Pepper! If I told you of the horrible things that happen to me you would be greatful that you human is not worse. I cannot tell you all here but to give you a clue some of my more frequent utterances are: Horrible boy , Stoppit, Can I come out, Be good boy, Rrrth, Sorry baby. As you can imagine those words are only necessary because I have to try to explain to Steve how badly he treats me. So Pepper If you find a safe refuge let me know and I may well join you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Dear Pepper, help is on the way. I have notified the SPCA officials of this deplorable abuse and they will be there shortly and provide you with the home of your dreams and a loving companion not someone who considers themselves and owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywings Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Pepper you have missed some of the training tips that have been posted on this blog in the past. Do read how some of us have finally gotten these rather slow witted humans responding correctly at least the majority of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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