lysco contracting reviews Hi everyone,!!!!!

[lykan001]

lysco contracting reviews Hi everyone,!!!!!

 

i'm adam from lysco contracting Inc.. engaged in chimney cleaning and maintenance contractors.

 

i want to join this forum co'z i want to improve and widen my knowledge about forum. hope all member

 

here are friendly and helpful ...

hope to learn more about thing related to computer or IT..

 

 

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[Daniel]

this seems like a good time for a parrot joke!

 

This man goes to the pet store and buys him self a parrot. The shopkeeper tells the man that the parrot is a few years old, and that he had been returned to the store a few times for some unknown reason. The man says that he has always wanted a parrot, so it should not be a problem. So he takes the bird home. Right when he gets in side the house, the bird starts cursing. He stars spouting out every four-letter word in the book. The man is dumbfounded. He tries anything he can think of to stop this foul-mouthed fowl. To no avail, the bird continues its tirade all night long. The man at a complete loss returns to the pet store, and tells the shopkeeper what had occurred. The shopkeeper finally understanding why the bird had been returned so many times, tells the man that he could return the parrot if he likes. The man says I really don’t want to, I have always wanted a bird as pet, but I’m not sure if I can live with the constant cursing. He asks the keep if there is anything he can think of to stop this problem. The shopkeeper says there is something he’s heard of, but cannot guarantee it will work. “What you have to do,” he says, “is put the parrot in the freezer for five minutes, and supposedly when you take him out, he will no longer curse at all. The man says to the shopkeeper, “ it sounds very cruel, but if you say it will work, I will try it.” The man goes back home very skeptical of the advice he was given. He opens the door of his house, and as though the parrot had never stopped, “ F-this, and F-that. Moth#% F(*&^&, son of a B#$%H. The man loses it; He grabs the bard and says, “This is for you own good”. . He storms in to the kitchen, opens the freezer and shoves the bird in, and closes the door. The man returns to the other room, sits down to relax and wait the prescribed five minutes. All of a sudden, he wakes with a start, he had fallen asleep. Having stayed up the night before, when he had sat down, he instantly passed out. Panicked, he runs to the kitchen, pulls open the freezer door, and there is the bird. Feathers pressed tight against it's body, eyes open wide, shivering uncontrollably. The parrot looks at the man, and in a shaky voice, says “ sir, I am very sorry for the way I have been acting, I realize my foul language must have caused you much undue stress, and I assure you it will never happen again. It would be very kind of you to accept my most sincere apology, oh if you don’t mind my asking. What did the turkey do?”