Redecorating, Salsa-style

[Spock]

Hi everyone....Salsa here...Well, I am in trouble now...they found out about the hole behind my cage in the wall. I couldn't help it. It was there, I was there, it looked good, it's getting bigger everyday... I just love to tease that big white bird called Tango. The way I figure it, life is short so go for the gusto, the world is a wonderful place and the seeds are always better in someone else's cage. She always has the best food...I know that Jay says that we all have the same stuff but I know she gets the special stuff. She usually ignores me..(hey, I don't say anything when she spends hours in my cage, chewing up my dish, eating my toys, taking in her wood and eating it there...) Once in a while though, she will come over just to bully me. I make her get all the way over to me before I fly off...I love to tease her...hehehe...she thinks just because she chased me away, she's the big bird and she always rings her giant bell after.

I love to make Jay jump. I fly over over and land on his shoulder and nip his neck before flying off. Oh, the sounds he makes...ha ha ha! Maggie's no fun anymore. She used to have these shiny things in her ears and these things that I could pull on out of her hair. I heard her say that she has to pull everything off before she comes in the house because of me...

Joey stands his ground now, I can't intimidate him anymore. He grabs my tail feathers every chance he gets! What's with that? Oops, they are coming...and yelling...something about the hole in the bathroom cabinet???? Oh oh...

[katana600]

Don't worry Salsa, they will forgive all your transgressions because you are just so darn cute and entertaining. Someday Maggie will get busy and forget to take out her earrings and hair clips and you can remind her.