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Sad News--A moment of Silence


Dave007

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[b [color=#FFFF00]It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please

join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications

from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a

lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their

respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,

Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was

piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly

described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with

turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his

dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he

still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

 

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John and Jane

Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly

father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20

minutes.[/color]b]<br><br>Post edited by: MrSpock, at: 2007/08/27 19:50

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