Kasia Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 You guys are great! I love it!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 feel free to add anything appropriate Kasia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Right on Tracy, you said it. {Communicate-0002011B} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasia Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I was hoping someone would send me something to fit in with this topic...lo and behold, leave it to my girlfriends to pull through in the 9th: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.....You either married it or gave birth to it! {Feel-good-000200BB} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Amen sister, you go girl. {Feel-good-000200BB} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasia Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Dan, I liked your entry about women over 40. It's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Seasons greetings ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Hubba, hubba, hubba {Emotions-00020120} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiganmarg255 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 as my gran used to say-==if you do find a good man kill him before he goes bad====sorry guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Top tips to pass on to your daughters Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's still wearing nappies. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they put one man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. Sadly, all men are created equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Right on Tracy, very good advice for any woman, thanks. {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MommaFawkes Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Here are a womens responses(defenses) to a man being late,drunk, and lipstick....whemhe gets home:evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makena Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E}{Feel-good-000200BB} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaM Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Hey, a woman's gotta have options, right? This was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MommaFawkes Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Im glad you all liked it! LOL I thought it was great!<br><br>Post edited by: MommaFawkes, at: 2008/02/17 08:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 We are sure mean to the opposite sex {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Tracy we only dish out what we get, right girls:woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 That is funny! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaM Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The way I see it is it's right there on the wall. Assuming he left out of the front door he saw it on the way out so he gets to choose his poison, so to speak! He'll have no "ignorance of the law" defense! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Right on girls and you are right Lisa, the writing is on the wall, literally!!!:laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronda477 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I got one!!!! And you will all love this one! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check . Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!' See - Men just don't listen! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronda477 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 You got that right Ronda, perfect, just perfect!!! Heh heh heh:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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