judygram Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 We wouldn't want to harm a hair on that pretty little head of yours Josh, you are too darn cute to mess with, if you have something to say, just say it, we will understand won't we girls.:whistle: I'm all bark and no bite, I swear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RdnkParamedic21 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 The Rules The female always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Ahhhh Josh bless you, you definitely understand women But you & Dan still need to keep your guard up :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 This is the funniest thread I've ever seen. I don't know where to start!! But I definitely think Josh fits in real nicely here. And as far as YOU Dan.....don't you know the quickest way to our hearts is to flirt with us all??? Not to try and outsmart us, after all, you'll never win!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RdnkParamedic21 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Yeah Dan, pay attention!:laugh: You just need to know how to play the game:P You just can't outsmart them..They have a very clear, and easy way of processing information- here is a picture of the process See it's not complicated at all :woohoo: :woohoo:<br><br>Post edited by: Talon, at: 2007/08/30 04:52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 See Dan??? Josh has us all figured out! It's real easy......especially for an ENGINEER!!! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Well, since I like attention from good looking females, I sequester myself from all resistant activities. I'm all yours, do with me as you will, but be gentle. :evil: :woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RdnkParamedic21 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Hahaha{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 danmcq wrote: Well, since I like attention from good looking females, I sequester myself from all resistant activities. Well I like attention from good looking men, so that makes us even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dan, is it a case of if you cant beat them, join them judygram wrote: [ Well I like attention from good looking men, so that makes us even. We are never even Judy, us girls are always one step ahead <br><br>Post edited by: lovemyGreys, at: 2007/08/30 15:19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Well Josh, I tried to reverse engineer the map of a woman's thought process. When I entered the data and tried to come up with an algorithm for it, my PC ran out of ram and processors went to 100% usage.....then it shut down do to over heating. So, it's just a broken dream, to think we can ever understand the thought process of a Woman. We are Blind when it comes to that.... <br><br>Post edited by: danmcq, at: 2007/08/30 15:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Women - Since you opened this Topic up to us Men, due to not being able to stand the fact, that we did not peek... ;-) I will let all Men know WHY women feel they need to BASH us... Men Are Just Happier People Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be President. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (CD Exception here) :-) We know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on our face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave our face and neck. We can play with toys all our life. Our belly usually hides our big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. The Women are all Jealous!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Jealous, you say, a woman started this thread for us women and you men, namely Dan, have hijacked it for themselves to bash us, how dare you.:laugh: :laugh: I am at work at the moment but you wait until I get home, payback is coming. Girls are we gonna stand for this, no way.:woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Uh - Oh....{Emotions-0002011C} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 It won't be that bad, Dan, my bark is worse than my bite, I promise. Then I am gonna start behaving myself, yeah right.:laugh: B) :woohoo: :whistle: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 We all love good looking men, especially those that shower us with attention. I think Dan's finally catching on girls!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 {Love-00020116}Talon wrote: We all love good looking men, especially those that shower us with attention. I think Dan's finally catching on girls!! :P Hmmmmmm :dry: not sure if the beautiful lady is really being nice to me, or just sitting me up for the kill :ohmy: But, I'm a Man, Your all sweet, adorable and beautiful Ladies.....Thanks for letting me post in your private space.... {Love-00020116} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 AHhhhhhh flattery will get you everywhere Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dan, now that's what I'm talking about, and I always tell the truth. B) And as long as you are sweet like that, you can post here, after all, I am an admin, and I can delete your posts if I don't like them....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 LOL Talon!! I'll make sure everything is double-chocolate dipped :-) This is for both You and LovemyGreys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 OMG! That's my favorite, how did you know? I munch on them at night while I am here. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RdnkParamedic21 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 HAHAHAHA ok Dan, I just about wet myself reading that, Karma for you!!!! You are the man!! B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You are the man!! well, that's ok too, but can't beat to be 'da woman' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Here we go again girls Understanding Men "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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