GoDiego Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 PRO: Parrots make great topics of conversation. In fact, they can make their own conversation! CON: Birdie heard some bad words and practices them on the Pastor, who has joined you for dinner. PRO: Parrots can actually be affectionate; it’s recommended that you pet them for ½ hour each day. CON: The bird didn’t get his quality time yet and repeatedly shrieks, “Help!” The neighbors dial 911. PRO: As a parrot owner, you have a beautiful exotic pet to show off to your competitive neighbor. CON: The bird has chosen this point in time to begin molting and looks like he got stuck in a blender. PRO: You can control the cleanliness of your parrot. In fact, frequent bathing is recommended. CON: You stick the bird in the shower and he screams death threats at you. The neighbors dial 911. PRO: Most parrots won’t bite hard unless you ignore their “leave me alone” signals. CON: You haven’t heeded the parrot’s signals. He finally nails your finger and yells, “Get it NOW?!” PRO: A parrot will usually quiet down fairly quickly after the cover has been placed on his cage. CON: You cover the cage against his wishes. He shrieks, “Help! Murder!” The neighbors dial 911. PRO: Your parrot can develop very convincing responses to certain triggers. CON: You fall and call for help. The neighbors dial 911. Police refuse to humor that parrot again. PRO: Parrots like bright, shiny toys and can spend hours entertaining themselves without a sound. CON: You’ve begged and BEGGED that parrot to tell you where he put your keys. He’s not talking. PRO: A parrot has the ability to mimic any sound with great clarity. CON: You hear loud machine gun fire. You and your dinner guests hit the floor. The parrot giggles. PRO: Parrots, unlike humans, don’t forget anything. They can replay dialogues verbatim. CON: The new neighbor drops by. Birdie replays your “I don’t like the new neighbor” conversation. PRO: Parrots have a much longer life expectancy than dogs or cats – sometime up to 80 years. CON: The 12-year-old cat’s just keeled over. The bird begins singing, “Another One Bites the Dust”. PRO: Parrots’ antics are often a form of great family entertainment. CON: Every time you sit down, the parrot pretends to be a whoopie cushion. You’re NOT amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseaB Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 LOL, this is great!! Thanks for sharing this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayd Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 You know it's great!!!!!hahahahaha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shades Of Grey Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 LOL. hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Thats great and so true, thanks for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Luvparrots Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Thanks for the great giggles!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx's mum Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 WOW thats just the funniest thing ive read brilliant it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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