How many parrots does it take to change a lightbulb??

[danmcq]

We'll let the Parrots answer:

 

Eclectus: Change a lightbulb? Leave me alone, I'm busy foraging. On second thought, will I get a treat for it?

 

African Grey: I'm way over qualified for that job and I'm busy inventing a new lighting source but I guess I could at least supervise the stupid Amazon in the next cage.

 

Parrotlet: Who's scared of the dark? I'm not scared of anything. But to answer your question, just one if it's a parrotlet, I can do anything. Hey, who called me short stuff!

 

DY Amazon: Let that arrogant African Grey over there do it if he's so darn smart!

 

Quaker: Can I rearrange the furniture and the light fixtures first? Don't you people know anything about interior design?

 

Caique: And why would I want to do that? Lightbulbs look like they would be much more fun to tumble with.

 

Umbrella Cockatoo: Duh, it only takes one Umbie to change a lightbulb, don't you know we are mechanically inclined? We can do anything but you gotta watch me, come on now, watch me, watch me.

 

Cockatiel: I'll do it but only if I can whistle while I work.

 

Rose Breasted Cockatoo: Let that big brute macaw do it! I'll be so glad when the light's are back on and everyone can clearly see how pretty I am.

 

Macaw: Darn, I don't know my own strength. Do you have another one?

[reggieroo]

Lol ;)

[GoDiego]

Haha Love it!

[cass]

kakariki: it takes one of us one milli second...but if it doesnt happen in that split second forget about it(we are off to bigger and more exciting pastures)!!!

 

great read thanks : o)

[JungleDreamz]

OH MY GOD, it is PERFECT! I have a lovebird (which would fit into your parrotlet attitude there) a cockatiel, a quaker and my grey...And you couldnt have hit the nail on the head better. I will be showing my hubby this he will get a kick out of it thanks for composing!!

 

Oh and by the way LOL LOL LOL!!!

[Birdnut]

Good one!!! You sure got the parrotlet right!

[Luvparrots]

Too cute Dan, thanks!

Edited August 18, 2010 by luvparrots

[Janfromboone]

I'm still laughing. I think you captured each one perfectly!!! I loved the end with the Macaws response.

[judygram]

I wonder what the conure would have said, hmmm, thanks Dan for sharing that with us, made me laugh.

[Onyx's mum]

Hi thts so good

[Kevin]

I really enjoyed reading that. You really know your birds....

 

Thanks,

Kevin

[Shades Of Grey]

so cute and so true LOL