You KNOW you're a bird owner when...

[Lambert58]

...You play WoW, you take the griffon flight and want to give him scritches and treat when you land.

[jessdecutie18]

I never did play WoW, thought I'd get sucked into it and waste all my time lol, so I avoided it

 

You KNOW you're a bird owner when... your floors have bits of runaway food all over them, and flung wet foods against the wall... when you have to vacuum or sweep way more than the average person and can never have a clean house for more than a day or two

[Birdnut]

Your house is clean for a whole day?!

 

You know you're a bird owner when you hide in another room to eat that yummy muffin you really don't want to share.

[ozziebird]

you know your a Bird owner when...... the carpet is replaced by laminate/wood/tile flooring, the sofa changes from material to leather and you mainly wear cheap earings until you go out!

[Lambert58]

you know your a Bird owner when...... the carpet is replaced by laminate/wood/tile flooring, the sofa changes from material to leather and you mainly wear cheap earings until you go out!

We JUST replaced the floor in the great room and have decided to replace the carpet in the bedroom with laminate lol!

[Lambert58]

... when you haven't slept past sunrise in... years?

[Luvparrots]

Put the laminate in before the fids came. All through the home.

[chelseaB]

every time you go shopping you look at everything in a different way- what kind of bird toy could I make out of this?

[Luvparrots]

Buy lightly salted chips because my fids love potato chips so much. And yes I know they are not good for them!!!!! But do you know how good greys are at finding hiding places and punching holes in things!!!!!

[judygram]

When you recheck yourself in the mirror before you go out because you want to make sure there is no bird droppings running down your back, eww!

[Loki'sMinion]

When you spend more on healthy groceries for your fids than you do for your family.

[Tricky]

...You play WoW, you take the griffon flight and want to give him scritches and treat when you land.

 

or get the cockatiel companion pet because it's the closest-looking to a grey... =P

 

come to think of it, as a blood elf, my mount was a bird too...

[reggieroo]

Laminate floors throughout the house & leather sofa before he came, god know hows people cope with carpet :confused:

 

You also know your a bird owner when you have to buy a hand held hoover so you don't have to lug the regular one out 10 times a day :eek:

[Joolesgreyuk]

I'm with you on the hand-held vac!!

 

You know you're a bird owner when you find downy feathers in the stragest of places...hmm how did that get there???

[reggieroo]

Downy feathers everwhere!! Even one stuck to the vent of my new PS3........."what's it doing there Murphy?"

[Talon]

When you get up to go to the gym at 4:45am so you can give your birds out of cage time before you have to go to work for the day...

[reggieroo]

When you get up to go to the gym at 4:45am so you can give your birds out of cage time before you have to go to work for the day...

 

Now that's dedication :eek:

[Yossi]

You know you're a bird owner when you decorate the house around the bird, not the people living in it. Can you say "a perch in every room"?

[Joolesgreyuk]

Hee hee, you know you're a bird owner when you talk of your baby's first words and someone says "I didn't know you had another child"

[danmcq]

Your office photos are all of your Parrots.... :cool:

[Acappella]

When you turn off the World Cup because the stadium noise is bothering your bird.

[Azzie]

When all your t-shirts have dozens of tiny holes in them from chewy birdie beaks....