Supernova Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) I say, Pasties where invented by the wives of Cornwall, for the farmer blokes who tilled the soil and worked very hard all day and need a good meal, just like today, nothing has changed down South, we work very hard, that is why we have inside bogs, cars that can handel snow, salt in winter that is freely available, Television, Very big boats, and we dont talk funny, we have speal chok that sometimes works, also we have self cleaning steps, and no ferrets, pidgeons, baps, cobs (wot ever they are) we have warm weather Sun. no flippin coal, And we can park, and we dont have brushes with the law, we can talk proper Queens Engrish like wot we should, and we have 2 tides, and we are softies, we can only go Norf because if we go South we get wet, and we drink great Ale from the wood, we have hard water not that soft stuff like the poor people up Norf and they make the Newcastle Brown out of it ahhhh!! but, I must admit, it is well, nearly ok. And we had the Titanic. Ahem, Well we cant have everything. Edited June 3, 2010 by Supernova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) So glad you cleared that up Bernie as I thought pasties were adhesive patches worn principally by exotic dancers or striptease performers. Edited June 3, 2010 by luvparrots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pearllyn Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Hahahahahahahahaaaa! This is a really funny post Bernie! I don't get it, but it is reeeeeeeally funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywings Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 So glad you cleared that up Bernie as I thought pasties were adhesive patches worn principally by exotic dancers or striptease performers. I see you have two of them yourself. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yossi Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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