Corrupt-a-Dream

[judygram]

Poof, a magic genie comes along and grants that wish to me and I am enjoying every minute of it then I wake up and realize it was only a dream.

 

I wish Dan would quit corrupting my wishes.

[danmcq]

I tried to Judy....LOL, BUT now since you wasted the free pass I gave you, you are really in for it now!!

 

I wish the impossible wish.....To have this turn into "The Dream come true" Game.

[judygram]

But the dream come true is an impossible wish so therefore it is just a figment of your imagination.

 

I wish we could start a new thread, "The Dream Comes True"

[danmcq]

Granted.....Start It!!

 

I wish Judy would start her Idea :-)

[Talon]

She did, but she got confused, and gave the wrong dreams to the wrong people, and everyone was even more unhappy than before.

 

I wish all the people in the world treated each other nicer regardless of their backgrounds, upbringing, thought,likes or dislikes. :cheer:

[judygram]

But that is impossible because everyone is an individual and therefore different from one another and we all know conflict is what makes us bad.

 

I wish I would just shut my mouth and be quiet for a while.

[danmcq]

But thats impossible because it is constantly moving due to an incurable disease called "Hoof and Mouth" ;-)

 

I wish I wouldn't have said that.

[judygram]

But you put your foot in your mouth this time didn't you Dan, and that is why men are the way they are, they move their mouth before they think.

 

I wish I had said that sooner.

[Tricky]

But up until now you've been controlled by an alien on Jupiter... So you had no control.

 

 

I wish my hair could air dry and turn out perfect- all on its own.

[judygram]

But the companies that manufacture shampoos purposely put something in the shampoo that makes it impossible for it to be styled without the use of a hair dryer, gels and hairsprays.

 

I wish supper would magically fix itself every night so I could stay here on site and post to my heart's content.

[danmcq]

But, your Husband and Grey also require your time and being the awesome loving person you are, you can not neglect them.

 

I wish I could drive a "Funny Car" at the Drag Races.

[judygram]

But Dan you do not have a funny bone in your body, so therefore the "funny car" is the demolition car instead and you get banged up good.

 

I wish I could sing like a bird.

[danmcq]

Wish granted, but now you can not vocalize speech.

 

I wish the Thunderstorms would stop here today.

[judygram]

But stop they do and you never have another rain and the ground dries out and eventually becomes a desert and nothing will grow.

 

I wish we could have some of that rain.

[Talon]

It rains, and never stops, you float away hanging onto Josey's cage and a handsome prince rescues you, only to drowned before that first kiss.

 

I wish Judy would stop posting for a bit, and let the rest of us catch up! :laugh: :woohoo: :silly: :side: :whistle:

[danmcq]

But, Judy gets her second Wind and in a fury like no other, She does 10,000 posts over night. They are not coherent posts, but it's all in the numbers :-)

 

I wish Palmnuts were available locally for everyone.

[nevjoe]

I wish they were around here, but I don't have a clue what a palmnut is. Call me backwoods.

 

I wish that no one have heart trouble anymore.

[danmcq]

Wish granted, but you know all the other ailments of which one or the other get's us.....

 

I wish I could cook good Italian Food.

[nevjoe]

Just Say the word and I'll help with that. Remember in Italian cooking YOU MUST ADD LOVE.

 

I wish right now that I was in Japan having those women with the crazy makeup walk on my back.

 

Joe

[judygram]

But those crazy women have cleats on their feet and you are punctured with holes from head to toe and when you drink water it pours out the holes.

 

I wish I was relaxing on a beach, the sun shining, gentle breeze blowing, water so blue and clear you could see thru it, margarita on ice in my hand and that handsome hunk by my side again.

[nevjoe]

I knew you did'nt go see your kids. Rum and Coke.

 

 

I wish right now that I was in Japan having those women with the crazy makeup walk on my back, with their bare feet.

 

Joe

[judygram]

I did so too go see my son and granddaughters, you calling me a liar, Joe? :huh:

 

But those crazy women in Japan weigh 400 pounds and have such calloused feet that they scratch your back side in shreds and your blood spills all over the table.

 

I wish Joe would stop corrupting my wishes.

[nevjoe]

Hey! who is corrupting whos dreams. miss smarty pants. Your not a lier but a good story teller.

 

 

I wish right now that I was in Japan having those women with the crazy makeup walk on my back, with their bare feet. Light weight, Feet soft as a baby bottom,slim and tall with the scent of roses. OH God I got to stop this, or thak another heart pill.

 

Joe

[judygram]

How about if I join you in Japan and we both can have the women walk on our backs and massage out all the kinks. But my hubby catches us and shoots us both dead as a doornail.:ohmy:

 

I wish I could swing from a star.

[nevjoe]

My passport is all in order. Tell him you're going to see the kids.

 

I wish all days are this nice to all of us at the one and ONLY forum.

 

Joe