Corrupt-a-Dream

[judygram]

But you get so much room, the budgies are lost in it and you never find them.

 

I wish I had a good looking date for Saturday night.

[Tari]

Granted but he farts the entire evening. :evil:

 

I wish I have a better desk chair.

[danmcq]

But, the delivery truck crashes and burns on the way to deliver it.

 

I wish I had some Enchiladas right now..mmm...mmm

[judygram]

But you get the enchiladas and they are so hot they burn right thru your tongue.

 

I wish I had some black raspberry ice cream.

[Guest briansmum]

but its so cold your mouth freezes!

 

i wish i had pizza!

[judygram]

But the pizzas have so much cheese on them that you stop up good and tight.:ohmy:

 

I wish I had a medium rare piece of filet mignon.

[Tari]

Granted but it is very very dry.

 

I wish I had some BBQ chicken.

[judygram]

But the chicken is not dead so you have nothing to BBQ, and you go hungry.

 

I wish I had a rose breasted cockatoo.

[danmcq]

Unfortunately, they Rose that pierced through the breast of the Cockatoo retired the poor thing....

 

I would like a root beer float....102 today

[judygram]

But a root comes up and floats that beer away so you melt in the heat.

 

I wish I had a steak, medium rare with a baked potato drenched in butter, a salad with honey mustard dressing, a slice of cheesecake with blueberry topping and a margarita.

[Tari]

Granted but it is in a box you can't get into.

 

I wish I had a house on a lake.

[judygram]

But it comes a week long rain and the lake rises to such heights that your lake house floats away in pieces.

 

I wish I had all four men in that other post you made.

[danmcq]

I didn't mention any , so they don't exist....

 

I wish there were more women on this forum ;-)

[Tari]

You get your wish but all they talk about his how men suck. lol

 

I wish for a banana split. (have not had one in years.)

[judygram]

Now Tari, all men don't suck, just some of them.

 

But the banana is rotten and the ice cream is melted so it is a messy slop and not worth eating much less enjoying.

 

I wish for stars in the night sky and sunshining days.

[TalonSis]

ok, but there are no more clouds so it doesnt rain anymore, and turns the world into a desert! :ohmy: :laugh:

 

I wish it wasnt going to be 95 tomorrow. :pinch:

[TalonSis]

ok, but there are no more clouds so it doesnt rain anymore, and turns the world into a desert! :ohmy: :laugh:

 

I wish it wasnt going to be 95 tomorrow. :pinch:

[judygram]

But it won't be 95 tomorrow, it will be 96, so therefore it is hotter.

 

I wish I was eating a Snickers bar right now.

[danmcq]

YOu started to, but noticed a small white wiggling living worm at first bite .....

 

I wish womeone didn't corrupt the nexr "Wish"

[judygram]

But women don't corrupt wishes like men corrupt wishes, for men corrupt the worst of all.

 

I wish men wouldn't be such babies.

[Tricky]

Okay, but now they've become even more cocky, lazy, and slobbish.

 

 

I wish I had an orchard of all kinds of fruit in my backyard.

[judygram]

But even though you have all your fruits of every kind, it is full of worms, bugs and every imaginable fungus and rot that exists so it is unedible.

 

I wish I had a freezer full of butter pecan ice cream.

[danmcq]

But, the freezers compressor goes out and all contents thaw and melt.

 

I wish I was on the Sacramento Delta fishing for Salmon.

[judygram]

But suddenly a huge bear decides to come along and take that salmon from your hand and in the process he takes you with it, goodbye Dan.

 

I wish I was laying on a white sand beach, a margarita in hand, with my lover by my side watching the sun set.

[danmcq]

Granted, but the Beach is at your local Pond and is infested with Mosquetoes, Chiggers, Ticks and Leeches.

 

I wish Judy would have a dream come true, without it being corrupted.