Corrupt-a-Dream

[judygram]

But they wean so fast, they are gone to new homes already and you are heartbroken for you never see them again.

 

I wish I could make a rainbow appear every day.

[loviechick]

But sadly, it's not raining everyday, so you just get sunshine today instead of a rainbow!

 

I wish I could bring my birds to work with me!

[judygram]

But they decide to shred up all the files and papers on the boss's desk and you get fired.

 

I wish I could find that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

[Tari]

You find that gold only its fools gold not real.

 

I wish find a good book to read.

[judygram]

But all the good books are written in braille and you cannot read it.

 

I wish I had a dream that would come true.

[Tari]

Granted but it only comes true in your dreams.

 

I wish there was grass that would grow with no care.

[judygram]

But the grass even though it never needs cutting, needs no water or fertilizer, is so hard you cannot stand to walk on it.

 

I wish I could have baby soft skin.

[danmcq]

Poof, you do, but now you can no longer hold Josey. The Talons, though trimmed, still painfully tear the skin when you try to hold her on your hand.

 

I wish I has a 15 foot wide HD plasma screen.

[CeasarsDad]

You get the screen but it's so heavy it causes your foundation in your home to sink on one side.. flooding the room the TV is on and shorting it out..

 

I wish was 16 years old again..

[danmcq]

<<<Poof>>> Your 16, you crash your car into a Pimps "Pimped out Ride" in the Bronx. They come out of the woodwork after you and you are now wishing you were 48 again.

 

I would like to tour Area 51.

[judygram]

But you aren't old enough to drink, drive, or vote, so you join a gang and wind up in prison for a long time.

 

I wish I could heal the sick.

[danmcq]

<<<<Poof>>>> Your a penicillin Pill....

 

I wish I could tour Area 51 as I asked previously....

[Guest briansmum]

you get your tour but :ohmy: aliens are real! and you get abducted and kim and dayo never see you again

 

i wish i lived in a castle!

[Tari]

Your wish is granted but it is to drafty and you get sick and die.

 

I wish I could spend a week on the beach.

[danmcq]

Granted, but it's in antartica and you freeze in 30 minutes.

 

I like being on the alien ship, but wish they would beam my wife and Dayo up to enjoy the galaxy.

[judygram]

But the transporter is broken so you have to spend the rest of your life without the ones you love.

 

I wish I could be a fairy princess.

[Guest briansmum]

poof! your highness! but a wicked witch locks you in a tower never to be seen again.

 

i wish i had a really flashy car!

[judygram]

But that really flashy car is attracting the police's attention and you are pulled over and issued a citation and resist so you end up in jail and your car is impounded.

 

I wish I had a laptop computer so I could post all the time.

[Tari]

Granted but you laptop won't let you type african Grey.

 

I wish I had a new lighted keyboard so I can see it in the dark.<br><br>Post edited by: Tari, at: 2007/08/24 18:34

[judygram]

But the light from the keyboard keeps the birds up at night and you have to keep it off.

 

I wish I had permanent fingernail polish that would never rub off.

[Tari]

But it only comes in puke green and nothing ever matches it.

 

I wish I could go camping for a weekend.

[Bekkie]

Then this happens

I wish I can vist the MIR Space Station

[judygram]

But the space station veers off course and you are lost in space.

 

I wish I could float on a cloud.

[Guest briansmum]

but then the cloud bursts into rain and soon theres no cloud left. uh oh!

 

i wish i could play a musical instrument

[Tari]

Granted but the clouds go away and you fall to the ground.

 

Wish I had room for more budgies.