SchroedersJen Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 You get your wish and realize that nothing is good enough to use your 1 wish power on...and you wish you had wished for two wish grants... I wish my car ran on Schroeder's poo
LindaMary Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 Your car runs so efficiently on Schroeder's poo that Exxon is suing you for unfair competition. I wish I could sleep only two hours a day and be completely rested.
SchroedersJen Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 You only sleep 2 hours a day, and are bored with all of your extra free time because people don't post often enough on greyfroums for you to be entertained all night......and your fids are sleeping... I wish I could fly around with Schroeder
Luvparrots Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 You invent wings held together with wax but as you and Schroeder are flying toward the clouds the sun melts the wax holding together your wings and you plummet towards the ground. I wish I could provide a turkey dinner for every hungry child on Thanksgiving Day.
SchroedersJen Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 My name is jen...not Icarus You provide the turkey dinner but everyone gets foodpoisoning because you didn't have time to cook the meat all the way, and you get sued into oblivion. I wish poop off worked (see is poop off a sham thread)
Luvparrots Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 A new ingredient in Poop-Off makes it work miraculously but it now leaves everything it is used on smelling like rotten-eggs forever!!! I wish every member of the greyforum won tickets for a cruise ship voyage so we could all met personally.
SchroedersJen Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 We get the tickets and bring our fids as our cabin mates. The trip is so noisy that the captain can't sleep and grounds the ship on an island in the middle of nowhere. I wish my husband liked doing dishes.
Luvparrots Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Your husband suddenly loves doing dishes but for every dish he washes he drops two. I wish everyone a very happy holiday season.
SchroedersJen Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Everyone has such a happy holiday season that they are grumpy and rude when it's all over. I wish all thedebt from presents I buy for people would disapear off of my credit card statement,
Luvparrots Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 All the debt on your credit cards disappears, but that's because the debtor has attached your home and you must move out immediately. I wish I had a housekeeper to clean my house.
SchroedersJen Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 The housekeeper isn't licensed, bonded or insured. He/ She steals all your good stuff, ruins all your crummy stuff and skips town. I wish See's Candy marzipan didnt mess with my blood sugar.
Luvparrots Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Your blood sugar has miraculously corrected itself so you can now eat all the See's Candy you want--and you do, tons of it; and now weigh 1000 lbs!!! I wish I never got lost when I drive.
SchroedersJen Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 You stop getting lost and everyone notices and starts asking you for directions to places. You cant get any work done because of everyone bugging you, and you run out of money for gas and cant go anywhere at all. I wish every pet bird on the planet was as happy as the birds owned by this forum's members
Luvparrots Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Every bird in the world is loved like our forum feathered friends but they demand more of humans because of course give anyone everything he wants and he wants more, and more and more! I wish I was telepathic.<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2008/12/27 04:20
Luvparrots Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 You can read all minds only problem is you can't shut them off!!! I wish I could eat anything I want and not gain any weight.
Luvparrots Posted January 26, 2009 Posted January 26, 2009 I could eat anything I wanted but I ballooned out so much that I floated up to the clouds, never to be seen again!!! I wish I could swim and win an Olympia swimming medal!
SchroedersJen Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 You swim so fast that your suit melts off and the world sees the embarassing sorority tattoo on your bum on live TV. I wish the weekend was 3 days long
Luvparrots Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Unfortunately, having three days off, takes one day's pay away and the extra day of "fun" causes you to spend a whole day's pay, your credit cards are maxed, you have to work extra hard on your four-day work week to keep up with production. You get sick, and get fired for using so many sick days which causes you to become homeless and alone. I wish I could grant three wishes.
SchroedersJen Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Your magic wish granking finger falls off due to overuse and you find yourself unable to grant any wishes. I wish Schroeder's poop smelled like roses
Luvparrots Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Schroeder's poop smells like roses but you are allergic to roses and must find Schroeder another home:(. I wish I could fly to the moon.
SchroedersJen Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 you fly to the moon and realize you forgot to pack a lunch, so you get there and are too tired to get back. Not only that, but it turns out the moon is NOT made of green cheese and you can't improvise. I wish mu husband didnt watch boring documentaries all the time.
Luvparrots Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Your husband suddenly prefers chick flicks, Casablanca, Love Story, Pillow Talk, Gone with the Wind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Grease, and Somewhere in Time, and on and on and on.... and calls you by the starring actresses first names after each movie he sees and wants you to dress like them, talk like them and be them . . . I wish I could dance all night.
SchroedersJen Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 You dance all night and find that you go through shoes faster than a sorority house goes through condoms. This makes you buy cheap shoes and your feet get owiees and you wear them down to stumpy nubbins. I wish my clients wern't all turning out to be shady.
Luvparrots Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 Your clients all pay on time and want to pay in advance because they are so happy with your services and they all bring in new clients for you so that you are busy, busy, busy, BUT you are much too tired to spend any of that hard earned money. I wish Brad Pitt would knock on my door and insist I go to dinner with him and only him.
SchroedersJen Posted March 14, 2009 Posted March 14, 2009 You go to dinner with Brad and he spends the while time bitching about Angelina and crying about how he wants Jen back. Then he realizes he left his wallet at home and you have to pay for his whining and dining. I wish subway's flat bread sandwiches were juts a tad bit bigger, like 15%
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