Corrupt-a-Dream

[kllorio]

You find them but they are made of fools gold.

 

I wish I was a noble peace prize winner.

[nevjoe]

You won the prize,But they found out you were a fraud.

 

I wish I was in Europe for this summer.

 

Joe

[kllorio]

You went to Europe but the women you took home don't shave. Ewww! :sick:

 

I wish people weren't fake!

[nevjoe]

You found out all people are not fakes, but you find out the on you trusted was a fake.

 

I wish I had a good fish dish like the ones I got in Italy.

 

Joe

[Makena]

I am about to cook some Opah pulled from Hawaiian waters today, but you are too far away to have any.

 

I wish my condo would hurry up and sell.

[nevjoe]

I do too

 

I wish I could run for 5 miles like I use to.

 

Joe

[kllorio]

You do but once done we had a stroke.

 

I wish I could live a stress free life.

[nevjoe]

Your stress free, but you became a drugie

 

I wish there was more time to have fun with women

 

Joe

[kllorio]

You get more time with the ladies, but you don't have anything to keep the entertained. They leave bored. :laugh:

 

I wish I already knew the material for my Genetics test!:blink:

[nevjoe]

You got to be kidding K. They call you and tell you, you have to do it again

 

I wish you wish for stuff I have a shot at.

I wish I was in NYC tommorow for the GIANTS home coming

 

Joe

 

[judygram]

While in New York celebrating the Giants homecoming in the ticker tape parade you are mugged and robbed.

 

I wish I would meet the man of my dreams tomorrow.

[kllorio]

You met him, but you realized your dreams needed a bit more work.

 

I wish I could be a millionaire.

[judygram]

But you find out money can't buy happiness so you give it all away to the homeless.

 

I wish I didn't have to work.

[BMustee]

You get your wish and don't work...but life as a Hobo is hard.

 

 

I wish I was able to move into my new place today!

[judygram]

You move into your new place but you find you have no electricity or water service.

 

I wish I was getting a massage right now.

[BMustee]

You get on the table and then you notice the person giving you the massage has a wicked rash on their hands...

 

 

I wish the election was done and over with.

[judygram]

A new president is elected but he/she declines the office and now we have to go thru it all again.

 

I wish the candidates would give the money spent on advertising to the homeless.

[BMustee]

The candidates give all the money to the homeless but then there was a bunch of Hobos running for office

 

I wish nobody decides who to vote for because Chuck Norris endorces them. (Have you all seen those ads, hilarious!)

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[kllorio]

Chuck Norris is finally defeated by a simple paper cut. Then no one can vote for who he endorses and we can stop hearing all the stupid jokes.

 

I wish I had more time to study for my Genetics test tomorrow. :ohmy:

[LisaM]

You find time to study all day and night, but then forget to set your alarm so you sleep through the test.

 

I wish I was fluent in at least two more languages (other than English).

[judygram]

But you get them so mixed up that you don't know which words go with which language.

 

I wish I could travel to a foreign country to visit a friend.

[LisaM]

But you lose your passport and all ID and can't get back into the U.S...ever.

 

I wish I had the discipline to get up every morning and go to the gym.

[Ronda477]

You finally get the discipline to do it and than you get there the first day you hurt yourself and the doctor says "No strenuous activities for 2 months"

 

I wish I ate vegetables besides corn and potatoes

[nevjoe]

You started to eat Veggies and found out you could not poop for weeks.

 

I wish I could dance like I once did.

 

Joe

[LisaM]

You find you start to dance so well that you sign up for "Dancing with the Stars"...and you get paired up with Courtney Love.

 

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight.