Corrupt-a-Dream

[judygram]

But you find out the classes are really for several grades under you and you are put in the proper classes and you struggle to get a passing grade.

 

I wish it was 4 pm and I could go home.

[nevjoe]

Go home> I thought you never leave the house so you can post.

 

I wish was in Hawaii checking out the hola skirts.

 

Joe

[judygram]

But you suddenly develop an allergic reaction to the grass skirts and you break out in hives so bad you have to go to the hospital for treatment.

 

I wish I could work from home.

[nevjoe]

You mean you don't??????????? Your boss must be ok with you on the forum daily. Is your job being a spy for the forum. Are you working for the China bird people???

Watch what you say guys.

 

I wish a big WIND come along, while the hola girls are dancing.

 

Joe

[judygram]

But the big WIND blows you right over into the surf and a big shark comes along and YIKES, Joe is history.

 

I wish they could find a cure for stupid.

 

Joe, I will never tell, my lips are sealed, so watch what you say here on this forum. You can pm me and I will spill my guts.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[nevjoe]

I guess you will be the firt in line.

 

I wish I had a dollar for all Judy's post.3330.00 bucks like wining lotto.

 

Joe

[judygram]

But uncle sam takes his cut and there is not much left out of $3330, maybe you can buy an ice cream cone.

 

I wish I had a hundred dollar bill for every one of my posts.

[nevjoe]

I could become famous just posting after all your posts.

 

I need a day at the pool at Clearwater beach. Just looking.

 

Joe

[danmcq]

Granted but it's the Jenny Craig crowd there, so enjoy ;-)

 

I wish more members were active on this forum.

[Tari]

Granted but they are all trolls.

 

I wish I weighted 120 pounds again. Id settle for 140. lol

[nevjoe]

Oh! Tari, you make it tough with that on. Most people a little overweiht are somewhat jolly. Are you Jolly or are you a laughing fool?

 

I wish Tari is not going to eat me. (Get your head out of the gutter, I ment, Oh you know what I ment.

 

Joe<br><br>Post edited by: nevjoe, at: 2007/09/13 22:02

[BMustee]

well, she didn't...but a python got in your house and, well...

[nevjoe]

Ok L U C Y where is your post of wishes.

 

DA!

 

Joe

[Talon]

Um, excuse me here, we kind of got lost?????

 

I wish every day was Monday!

[judygram]

Be careful what you wish for, like Groundhog Day, its Monday every day and you eventually go nuts because you can't get away from Monday again, and again, over and over for eternity.

 

I wish every day could be the weekend.

[nevjoe]

Yea, but it will rain for your weekends. Every day is the weekend when you're retired.

 

I wish I had a weekend with a women in the Plaza hotel NY.

 

Joe

[BMustee]

opps, sorry no dream on the last one had a brain fart.

 

You had your weekend at the plaza hotel with a woman...but then her husband walked in...

 

I wish I could become a movie star!

[Tricky]

But then an obsessive member of your fan club kidnaps you and freezes you in a block of ice, preserving you forever in his house.

 

 

I wish I could have tons of sewing material and a mannequin that's my size so I could make my own clothing.

[nevjoe]

You got your sewing goods and piled them high. Your sister knock them over on you and landed in rehab for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I could have a great lover.

 

Joe

[BMustee]

You got your great lover...but when the "fun" was over she said..."that'll be $200"

[nevjoe]

BMustee You dis it again.

opps, sorry no dream on the last one had a brain fart.

 

I wish I had a clear head like BMustee

 

Joe

[BMustee]

:laugh:

[BMustee]

I have my moments...now where is my karma?!? lol :laugh: j/k

[BMustee]

oh, yeah...a dream.

 

I wish I had 100 more Karma points! LOL

[nevjoe]

You get your 100 karmas but your computer crashes.

 

I wish I had a nice ripe tomato from Italy.

 

Joe