kiwibarb12 Posted September 29, 2007 Posted September 29, 2007 and they are - but you aren't there - you had to go to work and they needed you in the arctic circle to fix global warming, and your grey learnt penguin while you were there. I wish there were no infectious parrot diseases, so all parrots died only of old age, in loving homes or forests.
nevjoe Posted September 29, 2007 Posted September 29, 2007 And the whole country is over run with them. I wish I had a sexie women tonight to have a gourmet dinner with low candle light and fine wine. Joe
judygram Posted September 29, 2007 Posted September 29, 2007 Pm me your address, Joe, I'll be right there, I wouldn't corrupt this for the world.:kiss: I wish I had a plane ticket to Florida.
nevjoe Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 You got a plain ticket to Florida but got hijacked to Cuba. I wish I was in the Village in NYC drinking some espresso and watching the girl go by. Like days of old. Joe
judygram Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 But while you are sitting there drinking your espresso you realize a 61 year old man no longer attracts the attention of the pretty women and they look at you like you are a dirty old man. I wish my vehicle would always stay clean.
nevjoe Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Your car is sooooooooooo clean and some kid throws mud all over it. I wish I was in the Rome Italy, drinking some espresso and watching the girl go by. Like days of old. Joe
judygram Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 But you are in Rome with me by your side and I won't let you look at the pretty girls going by, you only have eyes for me. I wish my coffee was always hot, my ice cream always cold and my bed would magically make itself every morning after I got out of it.
nevjoe Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Thats a lot of wishing and you know what greed gets you. Cold coffee, melted ice cream and you fell out of bed and broke a toe. I wish I was in a hot tub with 3 hot models and a lot of hankie pankie. Joe
BMustee Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 You get into your hot tub, but the three hot models that join you end up to be three hot MALE models...:laugh: I wish I could get cosmetic surgery.
nevjoe Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 You had your cosmetic surgery and found out the the left breast ia a D your right is a B. I wish I could have some FRMALE models, with just hat on only in the hot tub Joe
BMustee Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 ok, ok, you get your female models just wearing hats in the hot tub, but it turns out they are The Red Hat Society models and they are all old as dirt and overweight. LOL...you left yourself open on that one Joe...you didn't say HOT female models...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I wish I had Joe's hot male models...<br><br>Post edited by: BMustee, at: 2007/10/03 20:03
nevjoe Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 You can have my male guys but they are all Gay. I wish I had a fudge cake, with plenty of hot chocolate syrup on top. Joe
BMustee Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 You get your fudge cake with hot chocolate syrup on it and you gobble it down...but you then go into a diabetic coma. The high suger treat was just too much for your system to take! I with I got more sleep every night
nevjoe Posted October 7, 2007 Posted October 7, 2007 You get much more sleep but you cant wake up on time anymore for work. YOU'RE FIRED I wish I had Dolly Parsons bra. Joe
BMustee Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 You get Dolly's bra, but you get lost inside one of the cups and end up starving to death inside of it. I wish I could quit smoking.
nevjoe Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 You stop smoking, and get run over by a tobacco truck. I wish I could see a NY Giants game live. Joe
birdgranna Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 You get to see a NY Giants game but you get hit in the head with a ball and get knocked out. I wish I could keep weight off and be nice and slim all time.
nevjoe Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 You are punched in the jaw and it is broken, so you eat out of a straw and stay nice and slim. I wish I had some time to go back to Alaska. Joe
birdgranna Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 You find the time to go back to Alaska but your boat hits an iceburg and you are stranded with a polar bear on a chunk of ice. I wish I could find a harlequin macaw for $100.00
nevjoe Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 You answered the add and went to bye it, and found it was stuffed. I wish I could find a nice 1957 Caddy convertable, like the I owned and is in good shape. Joe
judygram Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 Oh its in good shape allright, its in the shape of a pretzel, too bad Joe. I wish I could go to the bird store and hear Irene speak.
nevjoe Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 You go to the bird show and you have a huge ringing in both ears. I wish I had a good nights sleep. Joe
birdgranna Posted October 10, 2007 Posted October 10, 2007 You finally get to sleep, and sleep for a week and when you wake up you are in a soft velvet lined box... I wish my husband would say those 4 magical words...sure buy it honey.
BMustee Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Your husband says "those four magic words", but then he goes on a shopping spree of his own...now all the checks have bounced! I wish I could get a Hyacinth Macaw for pennies on the dollar!
nevjoe Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Yea Road kill. I wish I could find a hoe that has a bye one get one free sale Joe
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