Guest briansmum Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 poof.. now you're a wiener which would be all well and good if i hadn't just eaten you! i wish i had a lifetime supply of ben and jerrys ice cream!
judygram Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 But you live so long that you blow up into a huge blimp from all the fat in the ice cream, and your arteries clog up and you suffer a heart attack and perish. I wish I had a dollar for every post in this entire forum.
CeasarsDad Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 You get the dollar for every post but it's paid in Monopoly money.. You try to deposit it in the back and get sent to the funny farm where you live out your years playing checkers. I dream of a Jeanie in a bottle.. Black Hair, Blue Eyes, Button Nose and Cute..
judygram Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 But Jeanie turns out to have black hair but it is of snakes, the eyes are only blue because of tinted contacts, the nose is a real button off a sheepskin coat and the only creature that would see this as cute is a werewolf. I wish I could own one of every kind of parrot on the planet.
Tari Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 You get your dream but then have no time to spend with them. I wish I had a pair of breeder TAG's.
danmcq Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 You get them, but Unfortunately they turn out to be Gay and therefore nothing ever happens...... I wish for everyone on this Forum to become independently wealthy, healthy and happy forever. Living the rest of their lives without any sadness, grief or illness.
Guest briansmum Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 you get them, but they're super breeders and before you know it you're over run with baby TAG's, no one wants to buy them and you have to live in a tent in your yard cos there's no room for you in the house. i wish i lived in US so i could go to bird fairs! yay!
judygram Posted August 22, 2007 Posted August 22, 2007 But you find that the birds at bird fairs carry lots of diseases and now you have exposed your birds to it and you lose all of them. I wish I could visit Paris, Rome and Venice.
loviechick Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 you will end up going to Paris but you will miss your flight to Rome, and end up having to stay in Paris the whole time hehe I want to have a drink with my friend Jess one last time, since we didn't before he was killed<br><br>Post edited by: loviechick, at: 2007/08/22 21:51
Guest briansmum Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 you get that drink, but jess spill's his on you and ruins your nice new dress :ohmy: i wish i could have my new floor layed sooner :angry:
Tari Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 You get your wish but they botch the job and it looks awfull. I wish I could have this fish.
judygram Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 But you know what they say about betta fish, they don't get along with each other, and guess what, you get put with another one and the two of you duke it out until you both die of exhaustion. I wish I was invisible.
Guest briansmum Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 you get to be invisible but you soon get very lonely because no one knows you're there and people keep walking into you.. ouch! i wish could tear myself away from here and go to bed
judygram Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 But you are so addicted to this site, you stay on 24/7 and you never set foot in the bed again. I wish I could be happy all the time.
CeasarsDad Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 Without the Rain the Sunshine doesn't seem so good. I want to have at least 2 days where I don't have any fights with anyone..
danmcq Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 You will have them, but only when you go to the ever after.... I wish I could contain myself to only posting informational, dry posts, that just state the facts...
Tari Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 You get your wish but every one thinks your boring. I wish I had a new house with a little land.
Guest briansmum Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 you get your new house but it is built on ancient idian burial ground and crazy angry spirits posess all your birds! eeeeep! i wish i could live by the sea
Tari Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 I grant you wish but a storm comes along and wash away your house and you don't have wind damage insurance. I wish all the fleas would die.<br><br>Post edited by: Tari, at: 2007/08/23 12:41
Guest briansmum Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 scientists invent a spray to erradicate fleas, but it turns out you're allergic to it! get ready to scratch! i wish i didn't have to go to my inlaws today
Tari Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 Your wish is granted only now you have no spouse. I wish I had a maid for a day.
Guest briansmum Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 you get your maid, but she steals all your personal belongings! i wish i could turn back time!
danmcq Posted August 23, 2007 Posted August 23, 2007 You do, but you find you were never born and vaporize... I wish the next poster has all their dreams come true.
judygram Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 But if all my dreams came true, I would be in deep doo doo. I wish I could predict the future.
Tari Posted August 24, 2007 Posted August 24, 2007 I grant your wish only now you have no life cause everyone is at you to tell them their future. I wish these baby blue quakers would wean already.
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