Jayd Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 How We Survived Spock's First Christmas Eve: Cast of Characters: Spock: The Grinch Salsa: The Living Christmas Tree Joey: The Narrator Freddy: Timmy Tango: Scrooge Pistachio: Battered Christmas Wreath Rollo: Canine Vacuum Buddy and the Cockatiels: Chorus What a Christmas it was. We put a tree and the birds took it down for us later on that night...I hung stringed popcorn and cranberries around the house and all night long we squirted and cracked our way around as we walked on smashed cranberries and crushed popcorn that the birds had dropped. Buddy and the Cockatiels provided the background music but we never heard that version of Jingle Bell Rock with cuss words from Buddy... Pistachio kept saying "STOP THAT" to Buddy as he sang his version of Christmas Carols. Maggie added a High C as Tango snapped her bra strap as she walked by. Joey in the background called out to all "Spock, come here," "Salsa, NO BAD", "Joey wants a kiss", [smack], [rasberry sound], "Good water", "Do the HOOOOOKIE...." Freddy stood at the top of his cage with his wings spread, trying to look like a Christmas Angel but looking more like a plucked Thanksgiving Turkey... Spock didn't steal Christmas, he just stole all the food he could find and pulled all the ribbons off the packages. Salsa had a couple plastic bulbs hung on her and she walked around proudly as a living Christmas tree... Christmas was over before Christmas Eve afternoon.... Rollo, the dog, scurried merrily around the floor, gobbling up fallen chunks of broccoli, cranberries, carrots and AVI Cakes... At 9pm, with all tucked in, we said our prayers of thanks.... (Disclaimer: No birds or dogs were harmed in this production, other than the director and producer, Jay and Maggie...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I truly enjoyed your rendition on Spock and the flock's Christmas Eve. All in all it must have been joyful chaos with oodles of love and down right fun. Thanks for sharing with us Jay and Maggie. Have a wonderful holiday!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckobird Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 :laugh: What a great story! Gave me a good laugh, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 It reminds me of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! Great rendition of the family Christmas - glad mine was slightly quieter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 What a GreYt mental image that story creates Jay. I would have loved to see a photo or video of that scene. :-) Thanks for sharing another wonderful story. You always keep us entertained with your writing flare. Karma to you!<br><br>Post edited by: danmcq, at: 2009/12/30 14:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywings Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 An entertaining Christmas for us all, only you get the to clean up. Thank you for that sharing.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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