Luvparrots Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I wish that Halloween was as big in the UK as it is in the states - we are lucky if we get a couple of trick or treaters per year - I'm always armed with goodies though - so if any of you fancy knocking at my door - we'll be well supplied!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? A: With scare spray How do monsters tell their future? A: They read their horrorscope Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? A: To improve his bite What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frostbite Why do witches use brooms to fly on? A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee? A: Decoffinated What is a baby ghost's favorite game? A: Peekaboo What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A: A cereal killer Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? A: They're too wrapped up in themselves What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A: A blood vessel What type of dog do vampire's like the best? A: Bloodhounds What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A: A stake sandwich What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people? A: A Poultrygeist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Halloween is so commercialized anymore but have a scare anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana600 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Halloween? Gosh, I thought I missed it, the stores are already putting out the Christmas merchandise as of two 'eeks ago. (actually, I accidently mistyped that.. but it fit) The graphics and jokes are much appreciated from all of you. Thanks, I needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 In the spirit of Halloween!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JillyBeanz Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Now children - just because Janet and Judy have decided to post pictures of themselves on this thread DON'T BE SCARED they are nice ladies and I can assure you that they are helpful, caring and above all loving. Don't let their photos put you off!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Im away for halloween again this year so my house will be in darkness !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 I will be at State marching band competition, whether I want to be or not! Have already bought the candy to hand out to the band students though....load them up with sugar for the bus ride home, and I'm not a chaperone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Awww Jill, found this picture of you!!! No wonder you're jealous around beauty!!! <br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/10/20 21:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 That picture was from my "secret collection" - Hugh Heffner had the only copy - how come you got your hands on it!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 JillyBeanz wrote: That picture was from my "secret collection" - Hugh Heffner had the only copy - how come you got your hands on it!!! :laugh:I got £20 for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Heh heh heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Sold!!!! Whew, I didn't expect that much!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'm at work, it's 07.21 am and I'm sitting here crying laughing!! I would like to complain as that picture of me is TOTALLY unrepresentative. I have far more whiskers on my chin than that early photo of me you have. I can actually plait my beard now!!! PS. Bernie - keep that photo of me, because one day Janet won't be laughing when you sell it for millions - it'll be a classic :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 {Holidays-000200A5}Keep stirring the brew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supernova Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 My babes dont work who is this ? Me coming home after a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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