JillyBeanz Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 SPECIAL PARROT'S EVENING WORKSHOP (GMT +1)!!!! Right - this is what we have been waiting for - we have all of the rooms on the forum - but not one for us idiots, and by "us idiots" I wholly include myself as to of the pile! We want an idiot's room!!! This is the thread to ask all of the "stupid" questions (and not be laughed at)!! A place to share all of your stupidity (and not be laughed at) and a place to share your concerns (and not be laughed at). Actually - the bracketed statements above are an absolute lie - you will be laughed at - because you will realise that there are people on this planet as stupid as you!!! I shall start - How long can a parrot preen? Harvey's been sitting here now for 40 minutes and hasn't stopped!!!! PS. Actually - this thread isn't limited to our birds - ask as many silly life questions as you wish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Answer - How long can you watch them? {Feel-good-0002006E}{Feel-good-0002006E}{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joolesgreyuk Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Jill, Beau will preen for 20 mins regularly and he isn't moulting so I'd say STOP WORRYING about Harvey, he is displaying normal parroty behaviour LOL - oops sorry I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Nobody but Jill could pull this off, glad you took it on yourself to start this thread, I have been wondering about you lately but now I am convinced you are one nutty woman, I can relate to that. Ok I've got one, how long have you been this stupid Jill or did it come on with the acquistion of Harvey? {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ha Ha! It came with Harvey! Purely, simply, came with Harvey. Oh - and I must say - until I decided we were to take a grey into our family I hadn't visited this forum - so I must give some of the credit to you lot for sending me nuts! {Feel-bad-00020066} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Well at least you are in good company! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Dan - I've had to stop him - it's "birdy byes" - he's now "driving" his food bowl - or skiing around it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 LOL Jill - One obsession to another. Have you had him tested for OCD??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 That's our Jill!!!! What a hoot!!!!! :laugh: :woohoo: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Dan dont, Jill will have Harvey the vets tomorrow asking for a ocd test.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 You're probably right Shelia, she would at that:lol: :silly: :woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana600 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Jill, sorry to tell you this... no.. wait thats a lie, I laughed. Harvey sent me a private message telling me to let the forum know he isn't the only one hormonal and "picking" at every little scratch. LOL. He is really chafed at that "idiot" reference and he said, it takes one to know one. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Ooops, hold on - my mouse isn't at 90 degree angles to my keyboard, be right back. There, all better, now, what was I going to say? Whoops, hold on, my telephone is slightly tilted to the right - I'm just going to straighten it up. Back! All better. Right, what was that about OCD - what is it? :laugh: Dee - Harvey was supposed to be in bed. Do not encourage him to PM you after lights out. You and I shall fall out if you are leading him astray! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Need we say more!!:whistle: {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana600 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Harvey is such an astute fellow he said all he does is move a few things out of place, set you off on a dither and then he gets online and sends all those PMs to keep us laughing. What a sport that fellow Harvey. He worries me a bit, sounds like my husband, make a fuss to keep me busy so he can have quiet time to himself to watch football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Why cant woman drive or park cars very well ? :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katana600 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Do female parrots drive Bernie? Good thing ours is a male. Probably the female parrot drivers are bad drivers because their little gnarly feet can't reach the pedals and they have to steer with their wings. That considered, they must be the supreme drivers 'cause I've never read of them having an accident in all my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 A quote from the rule maker, Jill. PS. Actually - this thread isn't limited to our birds - ask as many silly life questions as you wish!!! Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 My question is rather stupid - want to get the idiots going here with me - why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Okay, this question is driving me nuts! After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 IF Acid can burn why does alkaline burn also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE Why don't rabbits play banjos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Clearly you lot started F.A.R.T early!!! Here's one from me: When cheese has it's photograph taken, what does it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pearllyn Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Peeeeeople! Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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