JillyBeanz Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Ah, but nobody entered FART yesterday Robin - looks like you've jumped ship!!!! Unless you turn up next week your subscription will be cancelled and your membership card will have to be returned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 JillyBeanz, you forgot the dots :whistle: F.A.R.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 Joolesgreyuk wrote: Bernie's a nutter :laugh: So am I, THERE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA! HA! Bernie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Whoops! Sorry, my error missing the dots - people will think my self help group relates to something else - right - off to F.A.R.T - it's too windy in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I smell a FART, phew, sure will be glad when Friday gets here so I can F.A.R.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 poo who did that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo. However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification Process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of poo. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Bernie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Ill drink to that Bernie,wine only in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joolesgreyuk Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I don't normally drink tbh but I think I need one tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 Joolesgreyuk wrote: I don't normally drink tbh but I think I need one tonight Go for it :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Oh my I need a Marguerita to cleanse my system head to toe. Thanks Bernie for the excuse!!!! :silly:<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/09/06 01:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 No probs go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 My margarita is chillin as we type, will go down mighty fine later, cheers:side: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Thanks Bernie - scientific evidence at last - you are my hero!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Guys and Gals, Sure wish I could join you in a glass or two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 Bottles are better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 I am going to get lubricated tonight with some neck oil, I have worked hard and I am going to enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Me too Bernie, time for a stiff one, besides its Friday and I got a big weekend coming up, gotta celebrate. {Communicate-000200D5} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I'm glad it's the weekend - housework done, first beer slipped down very nicely thank you! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Oh dear still AM here just finished Brunch!!!!! A lil fruit of the wine will have to wait a couple of hours at least!!!! :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 Yeh I bet. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Busted!!!!! :ohmy: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 Beer is my only friend. It never says no. It is always available. You can make it yourself. You can have it when ever you want. It never puts up a fight. It goes with any meal. It comes in pints. It will not complain if you have another one. It builds better bodies. It doesn't care what it looks like. It doesn't care what I look like. And its cheap. I love beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joolesgreyuk Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Beer = YUK! :dry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I take offense to that statement, "Beer is my only friend":angry: my feelings are hurt:( {Feel-bad-0002006A} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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