Supernova Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 HIC. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4.. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6.. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. And I told you all I was Dyslexic, but I can read them when I am spids. Nerbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 <br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/08/24 04:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Now that made me laugh, thanks Bernie. {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Oh god - what are we turning into! Very, very funny (but all so true)! Thank's for this - I'm going to include it in the F.A.R.T handbook!!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joolesgreyuk Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 That is brilliant Bernie! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Oh dear. I am getting seriously worried we are really all dependant on the drink,we all know a lot about it. Thanks for the laugh Bernie,loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 I love a good larf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 One more thing you absolutely cannot do while drunk: read: Fox in Sox by Dr. Suess Believe me, I had more fun making my ex's friends try to do that when they would come over and have a few too many....lol. -- Robin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Robin, now that would be a hoot because some people have trouble reading it when sober.:laugh: :lol:<br><br>Post edited by: judygram, at: 2009/08/20 16:46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 20, 2009 Author Share Posted August 20, 2009 I had trouble typing it being dyxsictic sorry dixslistic sorry disectic DOH, bent eyesight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tomorrow evening people!!!! Get on over there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Where ???????????? My bike won't start, I need a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'll pick you up - meeting of F.A.R.T. very important! -- Robin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherStrella Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I hate to sound stupid, but what does "HIC" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 "Stupid is as stupid does":laugh: :lol: sorry I couldn't resist:blush: HIC is referring to hiccups that you tend to have when drunk, at least that is what I interpret it to mean, correct me if I am wrong Bernie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 HIC is a hicough when one is pissed,[drunk] If you see what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Oh my!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 And all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Bernie I see you found your smiles, I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yep there back, I think they went on holiday and came back late, look at the state of them. hic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Bernie, you are always good for a good smile or a laugh or two!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 A day without laughter is a day wasted and if I can make somebody laugh then my day is happy. Bernie. ME- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joolesgreyuk Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Bernie's a nutter :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 HIC is where we all are when we aren't at F.A.R.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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