HIC,

[Supernova]

HIC.

 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4.. Transubstantiate

 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6.. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

And I told you all I was Dyslexic, but I can read them when I am spids.

 

Nerbie.

[Luvparrots]

<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/08/24 04:47

[judygram]

Now that made me laugh, thanks Bernie.

 

 

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[JillyBeanz]

Oh god - what are we turning into! Very, very funny (but all so true)! Thank's for this - I'm going to include it in the F.A.R.T handbook!!!

 

 

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[Joolesgreyuk]

That is brilliant Bernie! {Feel-good-0002006E}

[she]

Oh dear. I am getting seriously worried we are really all dependant on the drink,we all know a lot about it. Thanks for the laugh Bernie,loved it.

[Supernova]

I love a good larf.

[rbpittman]

One more thing you absolutely cannot do while drunk:

 

read: Fox in Sox by Dr. Suess

 

Believe me, I had more fun making my ex's friends try to do that when they would come over and have a few too many....lol.

 

--

Robin

[judygram]

Robin, now that would be a hoot because some people have trouble reading it when sober.:laugh: :lol:<br><br>Post edited by: judygram, at: 2009/08/20 16:46

[Supernova]

I had trouble typing it being dyxsictic sorry dixslistic sorry disectic DOH, bent eyesight.

[JillyBeanz]

Tomorrow evening people!!!! Get on over there!

[Supernova]

Where ????????????

My bike won't start, I need a bus.

[rbpittman]

I'll pick you up - meeting of F.A.R.T. very important!

 

--

Robin

[HeatherStrella]

I hate to sound stupid, but what does "HIC" mean?

[judygram]

"Stupid is as stupid does":laugh: :lol: sorry I couldn't resist:blush:

 

HIC is referring to hiccups that you tend to have when drunk, at least that is what I interpret it to mean, correct me if I am wrong Bernie.

[Supernova]

HIC is a hicough when one is pissed,[drunk] If you see what I mean.

[kittykittykitty]

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[Luvparrots]

Oh my!!!!

[Supernova]

And all that.

[judygram]

Bernie I see you found your smiles, I love them.

[Supernova]

Yep there back, I think they went on holiday and came back late, look at the state of them. hic.

[Luvparrots]

Bernie, you are always good for a good smile or a laugh or two!!!!!

[Supernova]

A day without laughter is a day wasted and if I can make somebody laugh then my day is happy.

 

Bernie.

 

 

ME-

[Joolesgreyuk]

Bernie's a nutter :laugh:

[rbpittman]

HIC is where we all are when we aren't at F.A.R.T.