katana600 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 That is because I have a "starter bird" and since there was little information for the poi, I read all the African Grey books and now she thinks she is one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Ok, having to check in early since we have a ball game tonight down on Daniel Island. JV team won 46-0 last night so I'll be with the band cheering on the varsity. Tomorrow another band competition in Lexington/Cayce area, I'm the tailgate committee and shopping is all done and things ready to go. Reasons to drink this week: 1. Beau pooping in hair of woman who insulted him - cheers for that one. 2. Dixie deciding to explore Blue's cage and giving me a fright - need one to calm the nerves. 3. Sarah learning to drive standard shift (not a fid, a kid) - her driving is enough, to add difficulty is insane - bottoms up. 4. Life in general - 95 on my Criminal Justice test, 90 on my psych test - 94 on my Property Law test - 97 on my Wills, Trust and Probate Test - didn't imbibe while studying - making up for lost time. 5. Hubby still out of town - will be gone until after Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 Yip! Great reasons on all account - but the big WOW! Your results!! Congratulations!! You clever, clever lady! WOW!!! I wish I could have seen Dixie pooping in that lady's hair - classic! I'm going to have to drink too - this month we have paid for 2 x car tax, 2 x car service, 1 x holiday for next year, miscellaneous shopping etc etc. I didn't need to spend any more money - but last night my TV tuner blew up! I am now stuck with a lovely 42" plasma that doesn't bloody turn on!!! We're going to have to buy another tomorrow!! More expense I don't need!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Its Friday, thats enough for me!!! Yippppppppeeeeeeee!!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I am farting now :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 I thought there was a smell in here.......:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Phew, that was worse than mine!!:sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 someone open the window for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 Open windows - what the hell are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 My throat's so dry from all the laughing I need a double!!! :woohoo: :lol: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 You ladies are awfull I ment I am having drinkiepoos. hic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 Imagine us taking it the wrong way Bernie - I'm so sorry - but if you had used correct punctuation and said you were F.A.R.T ing - then we would have know - we just thought you'd let one rip - sorry for the misunderstanding :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Men don't fart they beep, sorry for the confusion. btw does a parrot beep? I know my dog does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Mmm - does a parrot pump - well, I suppose the wind has to leave in some way - we'll have to listen closely for a reaction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aly~ Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Mine certainly mimicks the sound of a sleeping boyfriend. I come home and Rebel makes farting noises all night!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 TGIF F.A.R.T. Let's get the party started!!! Decided I don't need reasons to imbibe, will just be counting all of life's blessings this week, haven't killed anyone yet, and will celebrate all by raising a glass and shouting CHEERS for each one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Friday, Friday, Friday and I am not working today, 3 day weekend for me, getting this party started early, going shopping then who knows what may happen. {Feel-good-00020069} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I am f.a.r.ting big time tonight, had a good week only killed 3 people and took a lamp post out with my crane. so CHEERS with a bottle of white wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Didn't kick any cats did ya Bernie? Mine is chilling in the fridge, gonna F.A.R.T. all weekend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 10, 2009 Author Share Posted October 10, 2009 Thank Goodness I can join in! I've had tea, tidied up and thought I would grace you all with my presence before sloping off for a glass or two (but this generally means the bottle)! I'll not come back after the bottle - because I'd probably be thrown off the forum for obscenities! :laugh: F.A.R.T on groovers :woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 This is why I am so glad I joined F.A.R.T.'s, I hate to drink alone!!! Bottoms up everyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 judygram wrote: Didn't kick any cats did ya Bernie? Mine is chilling in the fridge, gonna F.A.R.T. all weekend!!! Judy what are cats for if we cant kick em? I am confused now because I back heeled tiggs down the drive way yesterday and he came back for more, or was it food methinks hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Love those ducks Janet!:laugh: Bernie, you better not be kicking Tiggs for there will be hell to pay if you do!!:angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Janet dont put steel crash helmets on the ducks because they dont float properly. bottoms up :ohmy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JillyBeanz Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 Supernova wrote: Janet dont put steel crash helmets on the ducks because they dont float properly. bottoms up :ohmy: I would strongly advise that in the presence of Bernie and his boat driving that crash helmets are installed on ducks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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