Men are allways happy.

[Supernova]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

 

 

Your last name stays put.

 

The garage is all yours.

 

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 

Chocolate is just another snack.

 

You can never be pregnant.

 

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

The world is your urinal.

 

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

 

Wrinkles add character.

 

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.

 

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

 

A week's holiday requires only one suitcase.

 

You can open all your own jars.

 

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack.

 

Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

 

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 

You can play with toys all your life.

 

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

 

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

 

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

 

You can do all your Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier !

 

Bernie.

[judygram]

"Men are always happy" its because they don't know any better.

 

 

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[bonek]

Men are always happy{Communicate-000200D5}!!!!!

its because they don't know any better.{Feel-bad-00020066}

[Luvparrots]

Men only think they're happy because women let them think they are!!!!! {Feel-good-0002006E}