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These are true jokes When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Joe

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Joe

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WELCOME TO THE FORUM. Good to have you with us. Joe

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WELCOME BOOBABY. hope you have a wonderful time with the new guy in your home. Joe

Chint I am so sorry for your loss of such a good friend. Words sometimes help, and it is our way of telling you we feel such sorrow for you and your family. We do not know your beloved friend, but we share the world of greys, and know how hard it must be for you. Time will only be the help for you, but try to remember how lucky he was to have had you in his too short life. The joy you both shared is what makes it a little softer at these times. My heart goes out to you and yours. Joe

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Why It's Great to Be a Woman 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 4. Taxis stop for us. 5. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 6. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. 7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 8. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 9. We can congradulate our teammate without ever touching her butt. 10. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 11. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 12. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 14. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 15. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. OH! by the way, you can always leave a bar with a man or women, no matter how large, small, ugly, or even toothles you are. Sorry men, keep trying. Love Joe

To the Woman Who’s made me feel ALIVE and real Who’s brought me back to Earth. Who’s shown me love, joy, pain, and still Loves me for being a man. Love Joe

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