Joke

[KHAN]

A woman went to a pet shop

 

and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

 

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

 

The owner looked at her and said,

'Look, I should tell you first that

 

this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution,

 

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

 

The woman thought about this,

 

but decided she had to have the bird any way.

 

She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living room

 

and waited for it to say something.

 

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

'New house, new madam.'

 

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought, 'that's really not so bad.'

 

When her two teenage daughters returned from school,

 

the bird saw them and said,

'New house, new madam, new girls.'

 

The girls and the woman were a bit offended

but then began to laugh about the situation,

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

 

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith

came home from work.

 

The bird looked at him and said,

 

'Hi, Keith!'

[danmcq]

:ohmy: :blink: :laugh: Hahahahahahahahahaha....good one Khan.

 

BTW - There is a "Jokes" thread in the "Off-Topics" room ;-)

[judygram]

Thanks for pointing that out Dan, admin can move it later, but I have heard this one before and maybe here but who cares, its so funny it bears repeating:laugh:

[greenwinged]

HAAAAAAAAhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA:laugh: :laugh:

[MommaFawkes]

I love that joke, I think your right Judy it is in the jokes room. Thats ok though its soooo funny!

[Laurie]

Good one! :lol: