Ray P Posted May 11, 2018 Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) What do you get when you cross a African Grey and a Amazon ??? A smart clown. Edited May 11, 2018 by Ray P 1 1 2
Jayd Posted May 12, 2018 Posted May 12, 2018 Found on the net..... Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out: "Jesus is watching you." Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked. "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied. Read more at http://www.top10-best.com/p/top_10_best_parrot_jokes.html#iq6RacyDqAIemiuE.99 1 2
Ray P Posted May 12, 2018 Author Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) AWESOME !!!!! Edited May 14, 2018 by Ray P 1 1
Jayd Posted May 14, 2018 Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) Ray Just thanks......... Edited May 14, 2018 by Jayd 1 1
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