What has your grey ruined?

[Joolesgreyuk]

Following on from an old post of mine (pooped-on pocessions) could each and every one of us (who can be bothered to post ;-)) name a single item your parrot has ruined?

 

I will start this off, I don't have a single pen in the house that hasn't been crushed by an excited beak!

[Eckobird]

My BLINDS!! I'm about to go buy my 3rd set of blinds!:evil:

[Luvparrots]

Sorry Ana Grey hasn't destroyed/ruined anything YET! But I do watch her like a hawk!

[Xtreme575]

My glasses... Paco was nuzzling his beak behind my ear one night while cuddling before bed, he found the earpiece to my glasses and before I had a chance to stop him he had the plastic piece slipped of the frames and chomped right through it! How could I even get angry, he was so proud of himself for figuring it out! :pinch:

[ecodweeb]

Remotes

[ramsabi]

My peace of mind !!!

[kittykittykitty]

The vanity in the bedroom (it was mine when I was growing up); untold number of towels!:silly:

[JillyBeanz]

I have a quite expensive lamp in the conservatory that you wouldn't be able to sell for a fiver now - the lampshade looks like "a sky at night" - the amount of holes is ridiculous!

 

He makes a beeline for it and before you get to him he has sunk his beak in - it's ruined!! I now have to buy a new shade for it - but I'll be putting a cushion over it before he's next allowed in there!!

[danmcq]

OoooooH lets see.....

 

A Keyboard.

 

PC Speaker wire chewed through.

 

Refrigerator door seal chewed holes in it. Fortunately it was old and gave us a good reason to purchase a new one.

 

Lamp shade he bit a hole through.

 

Bit through the strings on one swet of wood slatted blinds and cracked a few...we replaced it.

 

Two remotes are missing a few buttons. Fortunately, the buttons he took were not used.

 

Cell Phone holster chewed to pieces.

 

Phone cord bitten through...hey how come we lost phone and internet????? Duuuaaaahhhhhh after you find the chewed through cord.

 

Smoke detector housing was chewed on and cracked...bought a new one.

 

Chewed through a harness lease, fortunately in the house.

 

A billion toys have been chewed to sawdust.

 

Dress shirt buttons...he loves those things. I must take any shirt with buttons off before allowing dayo on me.

 

Theres a lot more. But, now I'm depressed and must stop to cry over my broken chewed up stuff....

[JillyBeanz]

danmcq wrote:

Dress shirt buttons...he loves those things. I must take any shirt with buttons off before allowing dayo on me.

 

And to please the universe, please ensure that when you decide to video your shirt is firmly on!!

 

OMG - that list is exhaustive - Harvey is going in his cage until he's at least, erm, let's see - ONE! (which is next week!!!)!! :laugh:

[danmcq]

LOL Jill. Your the first woman ever to ask me to put my shirt on.

[Joolesgreyuk]

Dan, I asked to name a SINGLE item, we could all compile a list as long as your arm, I was hoping to hear of some obscure cases to make me laugh

 

Beau likes buttons but prefers destroying zips...let's not go there eh? :laugh:

[danmcq]

Joolesgreyuk wrote:

Beau likes buttons but prefers destroying zips...let's not go there eh? :laugh:

 

LOL - Yeah, I purposefully left out zippers. ;-)

 

Sorry I messed up on the "Only one item". :-)

[Joolesgreyuk]

LOL no need to apologise Dan, your list was funny. Jill's lampshade description had me laughing too - very funny, I can just picture that expensive lamp LOL our greys have no respect do they.

[Luvparrots]

Oh poor Dan, do we need to start up a collection for you Professor????? Bad, bad Dayo. :evil:

[JillyBeanz]

danmcq wrote:

LOL Jill. Your the first woman ever to ask me to put my shirt on.

 

And let me introduce you to the forum stud muffin!! Ha Ha! Okay Brad Pitt - I apologise profusely :blush:

[Luvparrots]

Oh Dan, our own Stud Muffin!!!!!!

 

 

:kiss:<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/12/13 19:52

[danmcq]

LOL - Ok, now I can add one more thing to the list that Dayo has destroyed....

 

My reputation. Think I am going to give Tiger a call for advice.

[Joolesgreyuk]

Tiger HAHAHAHAHAHA! Very good Dan! {Feel-good-0002006E}

[JillyBeanz]

danmcq wrote:

Think I am going to give Tiger a call for advice.

 

He'll have a few cast offs I'm sure!!! :laugh:

[pearllyn]

Only ONE?!! Haway!

Well the most recent in the three piece suite! In the last couple of weeks Alfie has started to munch her way through the couch! Don't know why, it just started out of the blue and now she's obsessed!

[Luvparrots]

For you Dan!!!!

 

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[Talon]

Hmmmmm...........Let's see,

 

Talon first: lampshades replaced 4 times, mini blinds replaced 3 times, remotes, papers, desk sets that holds papers, pens,pencils. Kids homework, 5 laptop keyboards, chargers, lots of earrings, all zippers, coats, hats, curtains, my blackberry, computer mouse, eyeliner pencils,the list goes on and on.

 

Rikki......laptop chargers, keyboards, sweatshirts, zippers, remotes, glasses, dishes, any food box you touch, doorways, windowsills, chews holes in couches, pens, pencils, all papers, wallet, 3 blackberry cases, ziploc bags, prescription bottles, she loves to throw things on the floor and watch them break into hundreds of pieces.....:pinch:

 

Nilah.....nothing yet, but she is only 7 months old.:side:

[JJsGrey]

My eyeglasses!!!! Luckily I needed a new pair.

[Luvparrots]

Oh dear Penny, the kids' homework!!!! Thanks for the reminder JJ, I need new glasses!!! :laugh: